Thursday, October 15, 2009
Breast Cancer Awareness...are you aware?
Our last meeting was so much fun! Tie Dye Mania for our Susan G. Komen walk at the boardwalk on the 17th!! Sorry if you missed it but don't let October 28th go by without coming to another MOPS meeting! This time we'll be hearing from a breast cancer survivor as well as a certified nurse midwife talk to us about women's health. Are you ready to live through the challenges and hear the strength? Are you ready to be more proactive and help others to be concerned for their own sake? Come join the food, fellowship, and great information and see your new and old friends! Can't wait!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Are you Talented?
Our next meeting is something to see for sure! Every woman has something that she does well and we want to know what it is for you! Maybe it's what you did when you worked, or a hobby you enjoy, or something you learned to do as a child. What ever it is, we want to see it! Come ready to share, enjoy some fantastic food, make new friends, and have a great morning. Can't wait to see you there!
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
MOPS 09-10 kickoff!
It's finally here! The time of year you've all been waiting for! MOPS is starting back up again! Hooray! What kinds of things do we have to look forward to this year? Take a look:
Life on Planet MOM
September – I AM Mom
October – Women’s Health/Community
Tie Dye T-shirts
Komen walk/run on 10/17
November & December – Family of Origin
January – Friendship
February – Husband/Marriage
March – Childrearing
April – God
May – Me
Spa Day, Tea and Testimonies
Our first meeting is Wednesday, September 9th at 9 a.m. Hope to see you there!!!
Monday, June 15, 2009
as if!
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside, and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth, and comb their hair by 7:00 a.m. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight,shoe size, clothes size, and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear, and what they want to be when they grow up. The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only IF...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside, and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth, and comb their hair by 7:00 a.m. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight,shoe size, clothes size, and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear, and what they want to be when they grow up. The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only IF...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
We had such a great time today. If you only take one thing away from the meeting let it be this....YANK AND TWIST!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
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